Showing posts with label dinosaurs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dinosaurs. Show all posts
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Which Dinosaur was Riley?
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Paleontologists have finally determined that in a past life, Riley was a Microraptor gui. This carnivore lived 125 million years ago and had two sets of feathered wings - neither of which were used for flight.
This is a Rhetorical Question.
The Necessity of this Blog
Hello Readers,
And thank you for stopping by. This little corner of the World Wide Web was created in an attempt to put some order to the chaos that is one toy poodle's life. We thank you for your contributions.
The Riley Blog Squad
(Hannah (pictured above), Taylor, DJ, Julie, Abigail and Aunt Liz)
P.S. We regret we cannot respond to the thousands of questions, or acknowledge the millions of comments, we receive daily.
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Some of Riley's Favorite Movies and Books:
- The Ten Commandments
- An Officer and a Gentleman
- Apollo
- Clash of the Titans
- Disco Dancing for Dummies
- Disco Dancing for Idiots
- How To Speak Tagalog
- Shaft
- Sounder
- South Park Movie
Riley really does wear pants
Some of the Reasons Riley is so Extraordinary:
He is an explorer.
He is a morning person.
He has extra hair on his nose.
He wears pants.
He is a negotiator.
He can stand on his hind legs.
*List truncated due to space limitations.
This is not Riley